Skankee Hater Page

This is my Page dedicated to my "Hatrid" for the NY Spankees!

I am not jealous, I am not in

envy of them. It is my Love for

my RedSox that I hate them so

much, and the way some Yankee

fans act!

Please if you want to send me any jokes, pics or thoughts of why you hate the dreaded Skanks, Please send them to me and I will include them.

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."

This Little girl is smart!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Yankees fans too.

Not really knowing what a Yankees fan was but wanting to be just like

their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy did not go along

with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm

not a Yankees fan."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "Why I'm proud to be a Red Sox

fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her

face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Red Sox fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Red Sox fans, and I'm a Red Sox fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if

your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy "I'd be a Yankees fan."

If I have to defend Nomar one more time in the Yankee Vs. Sox fan..who is the better Shortstop Jeter or Nomar I am going to scream!

Do Yankee fans know how to read?? I tell them look at the last few years stats, Its Nomar who has the better stats, its simple! Defensivly and Batting he is better, and there answer is always the same.. "Well, how many rings does he have? " HELLO.. I asked who is better as a Player.. and they reply 1918!! GRRRR!

Paul O'Neill is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Paulie says 9, and the rest of the Yankees say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Paulie says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Paulie says 9. The rest of the Yankees chime in, "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

"Unfortunately I know quite a bit about [the Yankees' aura], too," chuckled Damon. "But it's time to give the Babe a shot of tequila and take it to the next level. We have the team to do it. It's going to be a fun year."

-Johnny Damon